Saturday, October 07, 2006

Hair....that word is sorta sick huh? Hair...ewww.

I need a new hairstyle and I need one bad! I haven't gotten a hair cut in like 4 months and I am going crazy! I need something a little fun and little funky, something super hot and super chic. So what do you suggest? I am up almost anything, except for long...I wont go there. I need color and cut advice...I am almost all natural color and I can't stand it much longer. Give me advice and give it fast.





Here is one idea I came up with...too bold? Too Crazy? Or Super Hot Mama?! What do you really think?

17 comments:

tara said...

did our conversation inspire this blog? i think so and i like it. i wish i had a good suggestion for you, but i truly feel like youve had every single cute cut/style that exists...so that makes this a little tricky. maybe jesus will have to create a new one for you because there are no more.

James Wood said...

No, the Jesus cut is long and flow-ey, and I don't think she can pull off the beard with it.

Mohawk?

Reverse-Mohawk?

Beatle-esque-mop-top?

Pube-perm?

Devil-horns?

Flying-nun?

Massachusetts-porch-swing?

[random-made-up-hair-cut-name]?

Jess said...

James you are no help to me! Tara you give me nothing to go on! Come on people a little more help!

arwen said...

you shoot down all my good ideas....

arwen said...

since you put it up just for me, I will tell you that I like it. It is super sexxy mamma (that's right, people... two x's) You have a way of pulling of the funky styles and making them work for real life. I think you should keep the color dark/ natural, but put some chunky platinum hilites in it.... Ugh... you will look so cool... i don't know if we'll be able to be friends if you have that hair.... we'll see though...
ps... and I'm glad that you shot down my Mia Farrow/ Rosemary's Baby hair. I forgot that time that you and your twin brother had a baby... it looked good, but you've done it.... touche.

Brahim Brahim said...

I love the style! It is almost exactly what I have right now, but mine is shorter all over and a little shorter in the front. But I can get some seriously awesome mohawks going when I wake up in the morning. My halloween plan is to take a good long nap in the afternoon and then just go out....it's seriously that good. Anyway, I'm in the same delima as you. Done it all.....can't figure out what to do next. The scary thing is just keeps getting shorter and shorter. There is really no where else to go!

tara said...

it is hard for me to see past the ugly lady but aside from her it is cute. i love the faux hawk but i feel like it might get old...when you dont want to look all punk rock.

Jess said...

Ugly...Really? Huh, I thought she was super hot. I have been pondering the same thing (about the wanting real hair sometimes and not punk rock style), and I am not sure if I can follow through with this much awesomeness. I mean, what about when I have to look all business/dressed up...or when I want to not look like a rocker...since I most definately dress like a rocker now. Anyway, I just don't know. Better suggestions anyone?

rebecca marie said...

i seriously think you should do that. but i'm with arwen. stay dark. dark hair = hot. who (that could pull it off, of course) wouldn't benefit from a hairstyle that can be done in thirty seconds and a handful of wax?

dodyb said...

Jess, that style is just to much work!!!

RoniZee said...

I know you don't watch tv (pot), but I think you should do your hair like AJ from America's Next Top Model. Google her and check it out. She has total rock hair.

arwen said...

Jess, you can easily normify this hair. Just pouf it in the front and it will be cute. Me+ pouf= true love. Because if you don't like the punk rock hair, you can easily just cut off the punk and just have rock hair.... easy as that! The girl is kind of... wonky... but I can see the hair. and it looks great on you.

arwen said...

or you could leave it down and sweep it to one side....

James Wood said...

Dude, you are so ingrateful - I gave you like afinity of ideas.

Sonic the Hedgehog

Trinity (from the Matrix)

Albert Einstein

Pink (pretty much any style)

There, are you happy now? Probably not since I obviously have no style at all.

tara said...

it is hard to note any sarcasm from type...so please tell me you were joking about the hair girl being hot...icky.

Rizzle said...

No Jess isn't joking. Please be gracious Tara.

tara said...

i thought i was being gracious when i said she was ugly.... not jess, the ugly lady.