Some things that Jones has said that past couple weeks: (for those of you that don't know, Jones is my 3 year old, he is his own person and i love him for it, but he does keep me very busy!)
J: Dad, I was going to go to Africa and shoot some gorillas with my gun, but gorillas are endangered species...did you know that dad?
R: yes i did
J: I think I will go to Africa and shoot and kill the AIDS Crisis instead. Maybe I will also adopt a little boy too!
R: that is a great idea.
Scene: Jones wants to do something and I am not letting him. We have been discussing it for a while:
J: Mom I just don't like your protest to me!
Me: What?
J: I just don't like when you protest against me!
J: Mommy I just peed out of my anus!
Me: your anus is your bottom hole Jones
J: Oh right. I just peed out my urethra
Me: Glad to hear that Jones
J: daddy what did they cut your testicles open with when you had your surgery?
Scene: TT (Tara) sent Jones and Indi some cuffs and Jones was very excited. He wore them non stop (even to bed) for almost a week.
J: Look at my fancy cuffs! I am so fancy...I am a rockstar!
Me: you are fancy?
J: yeah rockstars are fancy
Jones and I are talking together
J:mom are you joking? Are you joking my serious?
Me: What?
J: Are you joking my serious?
Me: I guess so, becasue you look very serious and I am really joking.
J: I thought you were
Jones walks up to me and randomly says
J: mommy, my face is always just being me.
Me: (unsure of what to say) Yes Jones
He continuest o look at me for an akward 10 seconds or so and then he walks off. I am still unsure what that one meant.
About Me
- Jess
- I like to talk to people. Really about almost anything, but mostly about who they are and what sort of things they think about. I love being a mommy, even more than I originally thought I would. I am married to the most handsome and hillarious man I have ever met and he treats me like a princess. I tend to analyze everything far too much and believe that is the reason I am the only female to hate the movie "pretty woman". My goal is to learn to live a healthy/well rounded life in all areas (spiritually, mentally, physically...), One that my children can learn from. I find myself consumed with Jesus and everything about him...The more I learn about the real Jesus (not the one we have created in our "Christian Culture"), the more amazed I am and the more I want to live like him. I have also been seriously engaged with the idea of communal living...Hmmm...guess that's me.
6 comments:
He seriously talks like that. Unbelievable! He's a genius. So cute.
You have told me these before...but I am still laughing out loud...really hard.
How does one NOT joke Jones' serious?! I laugh a lot ... but not until he's out of the room!
oh my . . . this is perfect. absolutely perfect.
ha ha ha 5 am laughing so hard!
Oh my! I woke up Walter Croncat (my cat) with my laughter from reading these. I love that he knows the word "urethra."
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