Saturday, July 08, 2006

BEST. IDEA. EVER.

I was thinking today. I was thinking really hard...and....

HOW MUCH WOULD PEOPLE PAY ME TO CUT MY HAIR INTO A RAT TAIL??

Seriously. Let the bidding wars begin.*

*Only those who are serious may enter a bid. Good luck to all. May the best blogger win!

Just in case you forgot...here is a rat tail...

19 comments:

arwen said...

i'll pay you a batch of caramel corn. everyday. for a year. using my ingredients, not yours.

tara said...

i will pay you one pair of super cute heels that are brand new, but too big for me. their black and kinda 80's style where they cross over the toe and the tip of the toe is cut out...does that make sense? theyre super cute. also, i may give you one tousand dollars.

dodyb said...

I will make you a sweater out of the hair I get from brushing Jasper the yellow dog and Amos the gray cat. What size are you?

rebecca marie said...

wait wait... how long will you keep it?

i will pay you one dollar.

one.


dollar.

tabitha jane said...

three dollars.

and a latte.

or i will make you a sweater completely out of EYELASHES (sponge bob style!)

RoniZee said...

I will pay you one punch in the face for having ugly hair.

PS. When I was in sixth grade, there was a talent show at our school (Kopachuck Middle School). Josh Molzan was in 8th grade and he was the final act in the talent show. His talent? He let someone cut off his rat tail in front of the student body. It was approximately 14 inches long. His rat tail.

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tara said...

but tabitha, i dont think you have enough eyelashes to make a whole sweater...i think you might have to weave in a few eyebrows and maybe even a few leg hairs.

arwen said...

Dear everyone who commented about this WORST. IDEA. EVER...NOT!!!!:

I like you. I like you bad.

thanks
The management

Rizzle said...

If you do this, dearest wife, I will pay you with sweet kisses and life changing love making.

rebecca marie said...

dang it... i've been outbid.

i will pay...

an eraser top

a nickle

a coaster with a van gogh reproduction on it

the original one dollar that i offered

a beaded necklace that i will custom make for you

tara said...

the stakes are high, my friends, high indeed.

Lisa said...

I wont pay you anything. this is the WORST.IDEA.EVER.

Jen said...

Why does my curser turn into a gun target on your website? do you like guns? That'swhy you want a rat tail, huh? You want to kill someone, don't you? Don't kill people. you'll end up in jail with your husband who'll get arrested for messing with his elevator and then Jones will have no mamma or dadda. Don't do it. Jesus saves. Jesus saves.

Jess said...

I do want a couple hand made sweaters and a beaded necklace...but I am more afraid of Roni's punch in the face. I'll never do it.

tabitha jane said...

it was a sponge bob reference people.
catch up on your cartoons!

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