I have been noticing something lately... If you want to get a lot of complements on a post you need to talk about someone who is "famous", i.e. an actor or singer. You have to "have a conversation with them" or say you want to see their naked bodies...You also have to care about who is prego, who got them prego, and what they are going to name their "alien/baby" when it comes (if it is really coming).
So here it goes:
Mmmm...I like it when you sing. Why are you so dirty? Maybe you should should steal Kevin from your old friend Britt. I hear he likes that sort of thing.
Remember when you did that movie...What was it called? Oh yeah, Gladiator. Everyone liked it I hear. Too bad your so mean. If you you were nice maybe people would like the real you as much as they like the fake you from that movie.
Hey you are a pretty tricky fellow. I mean, once you played a fanciful creature (a.k.a. Merry the hobbit) and you did a good job. I will admit, you looked and acted just like I would picture a hobbit. And that is what's so amazing, you still look like a hobbit...and yet know one seems to notice. I really thought they would have taken off your fake nose, but I guess girls seem to dig that.
Hey there TomKat,
Hey did you know that you are weird? Yeah you two are freakin' weirdos! You do weird things and believe weird things! Hey Crazy...why did you have to make your girl so weird? Katie get out while you are still only a little crazy and while your alien still has a chance to live normal like the rest of us. Run...go back to Dawson while you still can...that is, if he will take the alien. If not leave it with Crazy. Hey Crazy...go back to your planet, weirdo.
Not wanting to mentioning my beliefs on the media or the effects of TV on your brain, I want you to know one thing... I think this is so silly. I will leave you with this...one gift from me to you...your token topless hotty. Good night.